Storyline
Gene and Eugene—yeah, not exactly the brightest bulbs—are two 20-year-olds on a mission to finally ditch their V-cards. Their plan? Honestly, it’s about as well thought out as you’d expect from guys who probably think ramen counts as “fine dining.” The universe isn’t exactly rooting for them either. First, there’s Rock, their meathead neighbor who seems to enjoy making their lives a living hell. Then, as if things weren’t already awkward, Gene’s brother Mike shows up. He’s fresh off a breakup, totally insufferable, and just decides to move in. Because, why not? So now it’s three dudes in a crappy apartment with zero game between them. Every attempt these guys make blows up in their faces, whether it’s bad advice, embarrassing mishaps, or just straight-up dumb luck. But, hey, they’re persistent—if you call cluelessly stumbling through life “persistence.” This movie’s straight-up raunchy, loaded with crude jokes, and has that classic American Pie-meets-Dumb & Dumber vibe. It’s goofy, gross, and honestly, kind of endearing in the dumbest way possible.
