Eden Alpert

Eden Alpert’s got one of those faces you just don’t forget, you know? She’s not exactly Hollywood royalty, but she’s been popping up in indie flicks and weird little cult movies for a minute now. Like, if you’ve ever stumbled across “A Mini Movie” from 2016—yeah, the one that’s basically a fever dream on film—you’ll remember her. Not exactly Oscar bait, but it’s got a vibe. And then there’s “Haunting of the Innocent” from 2014, which, let’s be real, is one of those horror movies you throw on when you’re bored at 2 a.m. Eden manages to bring this grounded, almost sarcastic energy to roles that could’ve been totally forgettable. She’s kind of got that “I know this is wild, but we’re doing it anyway” attitude on screen. Then fast-forward to 2024, and she pops up in “Rust.” That one’s a bit more polished, a little grittier. She doesn’t hog the spotlight, but she’s got this knack for making her characters feel like real people, with all their weird quirks and bad decisions. Off-screen, she’s been married to Brian Anastasio since October 2018, and honestly, she seems pretty chill about the whole fame thing. Doesn’t shove it in your face, just does her thing, collects some oddball roles, and somehow manages to be memorable in each one—even if the movies themselves fly under the radar. That’s Eden for you: not flashy, but quietly unforgettable.